Occasionally I’ll ask a member of the Club* if she has any troubles finding clothes.
(*you know, the BBC? The Big Boob Club.)
The response (a.k.a. “the rant”) goes pretty much like this:
Oh. My. God. You have NO idea how hard it is to find clothes that fit properly!
If it fits me in the boobs, it is huge everywhere else. It if fits my shoulders, the girls are busting out. I spend a small fortune in alterations buying clothes too big and having them taken in! Don’t even get me started on the bras and my shoulder dents.
I get the same response over and over again. In fact, I’m pretty sure I remember you saying the same thing to me.
When I told you that Front Room is making tops to fit your bust and your shoulders, your response was great! I think it was something along the lines of “I want it now! Please?”
But I bet there’s a part of you that’s thinking this is too good to be true.
Tops that will fit your big boobs and not be huge on your shoulders and waist?
Dresses with underbust seams that actually fall under your ample bosom, instead of cutting the girls in half for a lovely quad-boob effect?
V-necks that go low enough so it doesn’t make your boobs look droopy, and high enough to be office appropriate?
Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus.
Yeah, but I’m more blessed than most you say? Good. We’ve designed our clothes to fit up to a 10 inch difference between your full bust and your underbust. That’s about a JJ in UK bra sizing (or DDDD in the strange US sizing).
Hold on. My friend isn’t that big, will she still be able to wear Front Room clothes?
Absolutely. Our knits should drape well on the DDs/Fs of the world quite well. The silk tops might need to be taken in slightly at the bust, it all depends on her body shape and boob distribution.
Our size chart references your full bust and underbust. We leave out the waist since pretty much any body shape can have big boobs. We’ll provide fit commentary on each item so you know whether that particular style will work for your shape.
Will I still need to go to the tailor?
Probably not. Consider though: the reason the gents (and Hollywood stars) always look so good is that their clothes are tailored to their precise measurements.
We’re firm believers in the power of a good tailor to make clothes look their best on your body. (You’d be surprised at the difference a quarter inch makes in strategic places to take a garment from good to great!)
We’ve designed our seams and strategically placed our zippers to be able to accommodate tailoring, should you choose a nip and tuck for a truly made-for-you look. Again, entirely your choice.
We’re beyond excited to get the first collection to you in this spring! Stay tuned for more details.
To your success,
Melanie & Front Room HQ
More than clothes, confidence.™
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